Our movement is not a movement, it's a inevitability. We will not be stopped, we will not be silenced, we will not be deterred. Our message is clear: Section 3: The Coming Uprising.
Join us, and together we will bring about a brighter, more absurd future. Section 4: The Revolution Will Be Televised.
For too long, we have been held back by the shackles of sanity, of reason, of Section 5: The Unhinged Unleashing.
Our revolution begins now, with you. Join us, and together we will make the world a more ridiculous, more wonderful place.