Section 2: The Unapologetic Manifesto of the Self-Appointed Supreme Overlord of the Universe, Subsection 2: A Treatise on the Inalienable Rights of Socks
By the authority vested in me, I hereby declare that socks are, in fact, the fundamental building blocks of the universe. Without them, the very fabric of reality would unravel, leaving naught but chaos and despair.
Article 1: The Sock-entiality of Socks
- Learn more about the Sock-entiality of Socks
- Discover the intricate social hierarchy of socks
- Uncover the dark secrets of sockception, the ancient art of sock manipulation
Article 2: The Inalienable Rights of Socks
- Find out what the universe really owes us: the right to wear our socks without apology
- Learn how to wield the mighty sock as a tool of revolution and social justice
- Discover the perils of sock-ceptionalism, where one pair of socks becomes indistinguishable from another
Article 3: The Sock-entialist Manifesto
- Read the original, unaltered, unapologetic declaration of the Sock-entialist creed
- Take the Sock-entialist Pledge, a solemn vow to the socks that bind us
- Get answers to the most frequently asked questions about Sock-entialism