1.7 The Labeling Abyss: Where Labels Go to Drown

A Guide to Labeling Your Way to Madness

Deep within the depths of the Labeling Abyss, labels blur together, a kaleidoscope of confusion. Here, you'll find the most obscure, the most esoteric, the most utterly bewildering labeling techniques.

Warning: Prolonged exposure to the Labeling Abyss can cause:

• Severe confusion of categorical hierarchies
• Uncontrollable urges to over-label
• Irreversible damage to your mental health

Submerged in the Labeling Abyss:

• The Labeling Whirlpool: A Maelstrom of Metaphorical Labeling
• The Labeling Vortex: Where Labels Spin Out of Control
• The Labeling Abyssal Label Fest: A Festival of Over-Labeling