Warning: The Label of Approach is not for the faint of heart. It's a technique that demands attention, demands results, and demands a strong stomach.
How it works
Imagine a label so bold, so unapologetic, it's like a slap in the face. A label that screams "Hey, pay attention!"
Take your average, everyday label and make it a behemoth of a thing. Add a few extra zeros, a few extra exclamation points, and a dash of attitude.
Example:
Benefits
With The Label of Approach, you'll never be ignored again. People will be forced to notice you, to pay attention to you, and to respond to your every whim.
Side effects may include:
- Increased anxiety in those around you
- Uncontrollable urge to scream "READ THIS!'
- Spontaneous combustion in those who dare to ignore it