Step 2: Labeling Techniques

Now that you've gathered all the socks, it's time to label them. But not just any label will do. You need to categorize, prioritize, and maybe even give each pair a name. It's like being a scientist, but with more elastic ankles.

For the love of all things fluffy, do not label your socks with a Sharpie. Those things are like little ink-filled landmines just waiting to ruin your favorite sweater.

Instead, try using a labeler that's specifically designed for socks. They're usually around $5, but trust me, it's worth it. You can even use those fancy labelers that make a fun noise, like a miniature accordion or a cat that meows.

Next: Step 3 - Sorting and Pairing (But Not Really)