Now that you've gathered all the socks, it's time to label them. But not just any label will do. You need to categorize, prioritize, and maybe even give each pair a name. It's like being a scientist, but with more elastic ankles.
For the love of all things fluffy, do not label your socks with a Sharpie. Those things are like little ink-filled landmines just waiting to ruin your favorite sweater.
Instead, try using a labeler that's specifically designed for socks. They're usually around $5, but trust me, it's worth it. You can even use those fancy labelers that make a fun noise, like a miniature accordion or a cat that meows.