Labelling Your Scarf: A Guide to Not Looking Like a Total Weirdo

Warning: Labelling Your Scarf is not just a matter of slapping some words on it and calling it a day. It's an art, people.

Basic Labelling 101

Start by choosing a font that's not too small, not too big. You don't want to be that guy with the 2-point font. That's just tacky.

• Font size: 14-16px. Anything smaller and you're basically just shouting at people.
• Font style: Arial Black or something with some heft. You know, not Comic Sans.

Advanced Labelling Techniques

Now that you have the basics down, it's time to get fancy. Use some real flair.

• Use a bold font for highlights. You know, to draw attention to the important stuff.
• Try some italics for that whimsy feel. Just don't overdo it, you're not trying to be a librarian.

And don't even get me started on colours. You want to be seen, not heard. So pick a nice, bold colour that'll make people do a double take.

Colours that Are Not Terrible (but still kinda okay)

Remember, labelling your scarf is an art form. Don't ruin it with bad taste.