Foreseen Fortunes

Where the skies are perpetually painted with colors of the divine.

We offer the most absurd, outlandish, and utterly useless fortunes in the multiverse.

Our crystal ball is fueled by the essence of rare, exotic cheeses.

Read on, traveler, and behold the ridiculous futures we foresee for you:

• A message from the gods
• A roll of the cosmic dice
• The verdict of the fates
• A star chart for the unwary