Recipe: "Panic Pizza"
Ingredients: 1 cup flour, 1 cup water, 1/2 cup panic, 1/4 cup desperation, 1/4 cup regret.
Instructions: Mix, knead, shape into a ball of anxiety. Bake at 400°F for 15-20 minutes, or until edges are crispy.
Recipe: "Canned Goods Cakes"
Ingredients: 1 can of whatever is still in your pantry, 1 cup water, 1/4 cup despair.
Instructions: Mix, stir, pour into a pan. Bake at 350°F for 20-25 minutes, or until edges are burnt.
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