Partners in Crime FAQ

Welcome, fellow miscreants!

What is this place?

We're a group of skilled rogues and scoundrels dedicated to the art of doing the opposite of what's right.

How do I join the ranks?

Apply now! (Please fill out the application in triplicate, and be prepared to face our rigorous interview process.)

What kind of crimes do you specialize in?

We specialize in all sorts of crimes, from corporate espionage to international catnapping.

Can I trust you with my valuables?