Survival Tips for the Last One Standing

By the time you reach this page, you're probably the last human left on earth. Congrats!

Tip 1: Find a good hiding spot

It's not just about finding a safe place, it's about finding a place with a good Wi-Fi signal. Priorities, people!

Learn how to hack a signal from a mile away

Tip 2: Learn to cook a decent ramen noodle

It's the perfect protein-packed meal for when you're stuck with nothing but ramen noodles and your own company.

Explore the art of ramen noodle mastery

Tip 3: Find a good exercise routine

You're going to be the last one standing for a long time, so you might as well get in shape.

Develop a routine to keep you limber