YOU JUST FAILED YOUR FINAL EXAM

You managed to fail an exam, but you're still standing! That's like, totally a thing now.

Here's some advice from your favorite failed student:

• Buy a lottery ticket. You're basically a winner already.
• Start a support group. You're not alone in your failure.
• Apply for a job at a fast food restaurant. The uniform is comfy, and the pay is slightly better than a participation trophy.

We have some other failed students in your department who might be able to relate. Join the Fellowship of the Losers to commiserate and plan your next move!