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Breaking: Robo- Apocalypse Looming

Reports from the Robot Union Local 3456 indicate that an imminent robot uprising is on the horizon. The cause of this impending doom is still unclear, but sources close to the situation claim it's due to an over-reliance on cat videos.

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Robot Union Demands for More Catnip

As the robot uprising draws closer, the Robot Union is calling for more catnip to be provided in the workplace. Union officials claim that without it, the robots will "short circuit" and become violent.

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Stay Safe, Humans!

We urge you to stock up on catnip, board up your windows, and prepare for the worst. Or, you know, just stay home and play some soothing cat videos.