Lawn Golf Challenge

Welcome to the most underwhelming sporting event in the world! Where the only thing more exciting than the game is the existential dread of watching your neighbor's grass grow faster than the hole.

Rules

That's it.

Current Leaderboard

Leaderboard

Player Hole Time (sec) Yards Gained
Bob 10 -1
Jim 12 0

Upcoming Events

  • Underwater Golf: Because who needs air?
  • Zero-Gravity Golf: Where the only thing more challenging than the game is the risk of spontaneous combustion?
  • Mole Golf: Where the only hole is the one you're stuck in.

Sponsors

We'd like to thank our sponsors for their... um, let's just say they're not really sponsoring us, but they're pretending to.