Welcome to the most underwhelming sporting event in the world! Where the only thing more exciting than the game is the existential dread of watching your neighbor's grass grow faster than the hole.
That's it.
| Player | Hole Time (sec) | Yards Gained |
|---|---|---|
| Bob | 10 | -1 |
| Jim | 12 | 0 |
We'd like to thank our sponsors for their... um, let's just say they're not really sponsoring us, but they're pretending to.