A map is not just a piece of paper with lines on it. It's a promise, a guarantee that you will not get lost in the depths of suburbia.
However, be warned: even with a map, you may still get lost. Especially if you're trying to find the mall with the really good food court.
Learn more about the perils of the mall food courtDo not rely solely on your phone's GPS. It's like relying on a stranger in a bar: it may seem helpful, but ultimately, it'll just lead you astray.
Learn more about the dangers of trusting strangers in barsKeep your eyes peeled for landmarks. Don't be like the tourist who walked into a cow in the countryside because he was too busy staring at his phone.
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