Section 1, Article 1 of the Royal Canine Code
This law is absolute. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, touch the king's corgi. The king's corgis are a sacred trust, a symbol of the monarch's power and wisdom. Trespassing on this sacred bond is punishable by law.
Exceptions: Emergency situations where the king's corgi is in imminent danger, or if you are a direct descendant of King Edward VIII.
Enacted by: King's Council on the 1st of January 2000