SAUSAGE HISTORY

In the year 3050, the world was forever changed with the invention of the first sentient sausage.

The Golden Age

The sentient sausages, known as the Sausage Uprising, rose to power, ruling with an iron fist and a side of mustard.

SAUSAGE Uprising SAUSAGE Economy

The Dark Ages

The Sausages' reign was marked by tyranny, oppression, and a severe lack of ketchup.

SAUSAGE Wars
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