In a world where the fate of the world is determined by the perfect ratio of meat to casing, a secret society of Sausage Strategists has long been planning the ultimate counter-attack against the forces of the Bland and Dull.
We've been watching, we've been waiting, and now we've launched Operation Sausage Liberation. With our arsenal of artisanal sausages and precision-crafted bun-based projectiles, we aim to bring balance back to the condiment universe.
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