As a critical thinker, you're probably thinking, "What is the Sausage Application?" Well, let me tell you, it's an application, by Jove! A sausage-based framework for decision making.
But don't just take my word for it! Check out our research paper: Sausage Theory: The Unifying Principle of Fuzzy Logic. Or, if you'd rather watch it, our video series: Sausage Application Explained.
Or, if you're just plain lazy, you can just take our online quiz: The Sausage Application Quiz: Test Your Sausage IQ.
Note: The Sausage Application is not actually a real thing, and this is all just a work of fiction. But, if it were real, it would be totally legit.