LAWS OF THE GALACTIC EMPIRE

Section 1

Subsection A

Article 1: The Emperor is always right, except when he's wrong, in which case he's still right.

Subsection B: The Emperor's favorite snack is still a matter of debate.

Section 2: The Imperial Navy has the right to board any planet that's not paying its parking fines.

Subsection A: The Galactic Empire reserves the right to use excessive force, especially on Tuesdays.

Subsection B: The Emperor's cat, Lord McFluffers, is a protected species.