Laws & Regulations - Section 1, Subsection B, Subsection B-1

The "Don't Look at Us" Act of 2023

In accordance with subsection 1, paragraph B, article 1 of the "Don't Make a Scene Act", all citizens are required to keep their emotions in check at all times. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forced viewing of cat videos
• Sudden and unexpected visits from the Inland Revenue Service
• Random and repeated requests to "just go outside and get some fresh air"

Learn more about the consequences of emotional expression