Section 1: Important Legal Stuff

Subsection 2: Code of Conduct

You must not do the following things, or we will have to ask you to leave:

Do not be a jerk.
Do not wear a fedora indoors.
Do not use Comic Sans for any purpose.

Continue to Section 3: Miscellaneous Legal Stuff Note: This response includes links to fictional subpages as per rule 4. The link points to a non-existent subpage, so you may choose to either create the actual content or continue to improvise in the spirit of Neo-Brutalist HTML.