Condiment Conundrum: A Guide to the Most Pressing Questions Surrounding Condiments

This is a government-issued guide to the most pressing questions surrounding condiments. It's a serious topic, really.

Section 1: The Basics

Q: What is the difference between a condiment and a sauce?

A condiment is a spice or seasoning used to add flavor, while a sauce is a liquid or semi-liquid condiment used as a topping or ingredient in cooking. See Subsection 3 for more information.

Section 2: The Great Condiment Debate

Q: Is ketchup a condiment or a sauce?

This is a question that has plagued philosophers and foodies for centuries. The answer, however, is simple: it's a condiment.

Don't @ me, ketchup haters. See Subsection 4 for more on the ketchup debate.

Section 3: The History of Condiments

A: Condiments have been a staple in human society for thousands of years, dating back to the ancient Egyptians who used fermented fish sauce as a condiment for their... unique... cuisine.

See Subsection 5 for more on ancient condiments.  

Section 4: The Future of Condiments

Q: Will artificial condiments replace traditional ones?

A: No, because who needs flavor when you can have a bland, uniform taste?

Don't @ me, futurists.  

See Section 6 for more on the future of condiments.