The Federal Enforcement Agency: Because You Can't Have Too Many Bureaucrats

• Our Mission: To Enforce Your Rights (to Be Enforced)
• Our Structure: A Towering Pyramid of Red Tape
• Our Employees: The Bureaucrats Who Brought You Here Today

Enforcement Agency: The Unsung Heroes of Redundancy

We're the ones who make sure you're not doing it wrong. Or right. We're not really sure. It's all very complicated.

Our agents are trained to detect even the slightest whiff of non-compliance. And when we find it, we'll be there in a flash (of bright yellow light).

			
				// Our motto: "We'll get to you eventually"
				// Our motto in smaller text: "If you're lucky"
			
		

Don't try to outsmart us. We have algorithms. And lawyers. And accountants.

So, what's the holdup on your permit? Or was that just a typo?

Check back later, we'll have some more forms for you to fill out.

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