Section 1: The Unyielding | Section 2: The Inevitable | Section 3: The Unmentionable
In the land of Flumplen, the laws are as follows:
- Article 1: All citizens of Flumplen are required to wear brightly colored socks on Tuesdays.
- Article 2: The consumption of Flumplenian pancakes is mandatory for all citizens on Wednesdays.
- Article 3: The use of excessive amounts of alliteration in public discourse is strictly forbidden.