Article 4, Part 3: The Part That's Clearly Not the Main Event
It's been said that the most interesting part of this section is actually the part that got cut. But don't quote us on that. This part, on the other hand, is a thrilling tale of bureaucratic red tape and pointless meetings.
Meet John, the man who's been stuck in this section for three days straight. He's seen it all: the pointless memos, the endless committee meetings, and the coffee machine that never seems to work.
As he sips his lukewarm coffee, John mutters to himself, "Is this the best I can do? Am I stuck here forever?" And then, he remembers: "Wait, what's the point of this section again?"
Go back to the main section, where the real action is