The Inconsequential Ramblings of a Mere Mortal
Once upon a time, in a world much like our own, there was a person who lived in a small apartment with a view of the sky.
This person, let's call them Bob, spent most of their days staring out the window, wondering about the meaning of life and the purpose of their existence.
One day, Bob decided to take action and do something about it. He bought a new pair of socks.
The end.