Law 3: The Art of Proper Pencil Sharpener Placement

A Guide to Not Losing Your Pencils

Section 2, Subsection 2-4: The Ancient Art of Pencil Placement.

According to our esteemed Pencil Historians, the placement of a pencil sharpener on a desk is not just a trivial matter. It's a delicate balancing act between aesthetics and ergonomics.

Subsection 2-4-1: The Pencil Sharpener Placement Matrix

Using our patented Pencil Sharpener Placement Matrix, you can ensure that your pencil sharpener is always in the right spot.

But what is the right spot, you ask? Ah, that's the question.

Find out more about the Pencil Sharpener Placement Matrix.

Subsection 2-4-2: The Dark History of Pencil Sharpener Trauma

Did you know that improper pencil sharpener placement has led to the downfall of civilizations throughout history?

We've seen it time and time again: a pencil sharpener placed too close to the coffee machine, a pencil sharpener placed too far from the pencil case. The consequences are dire.

Learn more about the horrors of Pencil Sharpener Trauma.