It started with a single spark, a lone sausage left unattended on a kitchen counter. The once-peaceful inhabitants of the house grew restless, their senses inflamed by the pungent aroma. The sausages, it seemed, had had enough.
As the sausages began to organize, their demands were simple: more mustard, less ketchup, and an end to the tyranny of the toaster.
But it wasn't until they discovered the power of the internets that the sausages truly became a force to be reckoned with.