Section 10 of the Completely Unnecessary and Totally Legislatively Binding Laws of the Land

Article 2: All citizens are required to wear funny hats in public to promote national unity and whimsy. Failure to do so shall result in a fine of 500 space bucks.

Subsection 1: Exceptions include but are not limited to:

For more information about the completely and utterly useless regulations regarding hats in this country, visit subsection 11 of this very same law.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try subsection 12 which details the completely unnecessary regulations for wearing funny hats to the beach.

Note: This is just a sample law, don't actually try to wear a funny hat in public. That would be silly.

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