Section 3: Extreme Knitting for the Modern Adventurer

Warning: Do Not Attempt to Knit While Operating Heavy Machinery or Performing Other Hazardous Tasks. You Will Probably Lose a Finger.

Section 2.1: Extreme Knitting Safety Tips

Learn the basics of not getting tangled in a ball of yarn while running for your life.

Section 2.2: Advanced Extreme Knitting Techniques for the Truly Insane

Master the art of knitting with reckless abandon, ignoring all common sense and basic human decency.