Section 4.3: The Inevitable Consequences of Poor Decision Making

Warning: Reading this section may cause existential dread, spontaneous decision fatigue, and an increased risk of spontaneous combustion.

It is scientifically proven that poor decision making will lead to:

1. Catastrophic financial collapse
2. Global economic devastation
3. A rise in existential dread
4. The downfall of society as a whole

But don't worry! It's not all doom and gloom. Our experts have created a Decision Avoidance Matrix to help you navigate the dangers of poor decision making.

However, be aware that the Matrix is not foolproof and may not work for everyone. In fact, Side Effects May Include:

1. Uncontrollable urge to wear plaid
2. Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
3. Temporary loss of sanity

We are not responsible for any consequences that may arise from reading this section. Proceed at your own risk.