This section is a never-ending vortex of excitement, filled with an unquenchable thirst for knowledge and a penchant for the dramatic. It's like a tornado in a teacup, but with less tea.
Explore the Unbridled Frenzy of Subsubsection 2!Or, if that's not your thing, try the Section 2: The Inexorable March to Nowhere, where the excitement is similarly boundless, but in a more... measured way.
But, if you're not ready for the unbridled joy of Sections 5, 3, and 2, then maybe you'll find solace in the Section 6: The Miserly Despair of Section 6, where the only enthusiasm is for being miserable.