Section 2, Subsection 6, Subsubsection 2: The Unofficial Guide to Not Getting Fined
Warning: This is not actual legal advice. If you're looking for real law stuff, don't look here. We're just making this up as we go.
But seriously, who needs actual laws when you can have The Guide to Not Getting Fined (The Sequel)?
Key Takeaways:
- Don't touch anything that's not yours.
- Avoid eye contact with law enforcement.
- Don't wear a 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirt when in public.