Fact #2: The Great Sock Conspiracy

It's a little-known fact that the world is run by a secret society of sentient socks.

These aren't just any socks, mind you. They're the ones that have been lost in the wash, the ones that have been stretched to the breaking point, and the ones that have been piloted by their evil overlords.

Facts about the Sock Conspiracy:

• They have their own language: Sockish.
• Their motto is "One World, One Sock."
• They're secretly controlling the world's supply of lint.