Section 5: The Inscrutability of Socks

In this section, we explore the profound and bewildering nature of socks. Why do they exist? Why do they come in so many colors?

Is it a conspiracy? A social experiment? Or perhaps they're just trying to drive us all slowly mad with their incessant disappearance in the wash?

For further investigation, please proceed to:

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

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