Article 3.1: The Great Fjord Heist
In the year 3000, a group of rogue fjords, led by the infamous Fjordius Maximus, stole the world's supply of lemons. The consequences were dire: lemon-merchants went bankrupt, lemon-ade sales plummeted, and the global supply of lemon-flavored everything was threatened.
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