Welcome, traveler, to the land of the absurdly bureaucratic. Here you'll find the latest in our series of poorly designed forms and an exhaustive catalog of our many, many, MANY pages of regulations. If you're feeling particularly adventurous, you might want to try our newly released "Bureaucracy Simulator" game, where you get to experience the thrill of wading through our labyrinthine red tape.
In the interests of efficiency, please note that all forms must be submitted in triplicate. Failure to do so will result in a minimum 4-hour delay. Don't forget to bring your favorite snack, as you'll be waiting a while.
Due to the high demand for our services, we're introducing a new system of Prioritization and Re-Scanning. It's like a game of "Bureaucracy Bingo"! Where the winner gets to go home early!