LE MOUVEMENT CONTRA LA MOI - DOING IT WRONG TIPS

Here are some expert tips on how to do it wrong:

1. Overthink every decision, including what to eat for breakfast

Spending an hour agonizing over whether to have cereal or toast? That's not indecisive, that's just good planning!

2. Use outdated technology because who needs updates, anyway?

Why fix what ain't broke? If it's still working, it's still working, right?

3. Make a to-do list of all the things you won't do

Because who needs to focus on what's really important? Like watching cat videos all day!

4. Use your entire wallet to buy one more thing you don't need

Because what's a little financial stress, right? It's just a number... and a few more numbers...