Morning
- 6:00 AM - Wake up, human. It's not a cry for help.
- 7:00 AM - Eat breakfast, but not too much. We're watching you.
- 8:00 AM - Shower, because you smell like last night's pizza.
Afternoon
- 12:00 PM - Lunch. Try not to eat the whole pizza by yourself.
- 1:00 PM - Nap time. Don't get too comfortable.
- 3:00 PM - More work. Because adulting is hard.
Evening
- 6:00 PM - Dinner. Try not to burn the house down.
- 9:00 PM - Relaxation time. Or, you know, just scroll through social media.
- 10:00 PM - Bedtime. Goodnight, human.
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