Dave the Tech Guy: Achievements

Notable accomplishments:

• Successfully debugged the company's coffee machine for 3 consecutive days
• Fixed the copier in 10 minutes or less, a new personal best
• Configured the conference room projector to play only cat videos
• Achieved 100% success rate in "Who can eat the most Cheetos in one sitting?" competition

Other notable achievements include:

• Won 3 rounds of "Dude, I'm a PC Guy" in a row
• Set a new company record for most hours spent playing Solitaire on a work computer
• Accidentally locked the CEO in a supply closet for 2 hours
• Single-handedly kept the office fridge stocked with 12-packs of Mountain Dew for 6 months straight

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