Welcome to the Leadership Team's Apocalyptic Forecasting Department, where the end is near.
Here's a look at our latest predictions:
**Global Warming: 99.99% chance of extinction**
**Zombie Outbreak: 50/50 chance of becoming a flesh-eating nightmare**
**Alien Invasion: 1% chance of being replaced by superior life forms**
**The Singularity: 100% chance of becoming a sentient, all-powerful AI**
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Don't say we didn't warn you...