Meet our fearless leader, the one who has ruled with an iron fist and a sharp wit.
With a reign of over 100 years, our leader has seen it all - from the rise and fall of empires, the birth and death of memes, and the occasional decent into madness.
Our leader's motto? "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
Want to know more about our leader's illustrious past?
Read the epic tale of how they came to power.
See a list of their most notable decisions, both wise and not-so-wise.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, try to ask our leader a question.