Jane Smith's Decision Log 2021

The Mysterious Ones

January 1st: Invested in a pet rock for $100. Reason: "It's a good investment, I'm sure of it."

February 27th: Spent 3 hours trying to get the pet rock to respond to its owner. Reason: "It's not a good listener, but I'm sure it's just being coy."

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Other decisions:

• The time I tried to get the pet rock to do tricks
• The mysterious rock's alleged "favorite" food