Decision 4B: The One Where I Ate All the Leftovers

I, Jane Smith, have made the executive decision to eat all the leftovers in the break room fridge. It was a bold move, some might say a reckless one. But I say, "Why not?!"

The Tupperware was a mess, but I dug in with gusto. I ate the mystery meat, the congealed Jell-O, even the weird green goop that I'm pretty sure was supposed to be guacamole.

It's not just about the food, though. It's about the principle. If I'm going to have to deal with the drama of the office politics, I'm going to need some fuel.

I'm not saying it was the best decision I ever made, but it was a good one. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find a new fridge to trash.