Decision 4: The Great Cookie Heist of 2023

In a shocking turn of events, Jane 'The Cookie Queen' Smith was accused of stealing all the cookies from the break room in the year 2023.

Details of the heist are sketchy, but it's rumored that Jane was aided by her trusty sidekick, a mischievous raccoon named Rocky.

Witnesses claim that Jane and Rocky snuck into the break room under the cover of night, using a grappling hook to scale the walls and a black hole in space-time to escape with the loot.

As a result, the office was left with a cookieless wasteland, and morale plummeted.

Read on for Decision 5: The Great Coffee Machine Sabotage

See also: A list of all Jane's notable decisions, including but not limited to: The Great Pencil Sharpening of 2019