The Early Life of Bob Brown

A brief history of Bob Brown's formative years, because someone asked.

Childhood: The Formative Years

Childhood: The Formative Years

Bob was born on a Tuesday, in a small village, to a family of moderately successful accountants.

He spent most of his childhood in a state of existential dread, wondering if he would ever amount to anything more than a 2.5 GPA.

Teenage Years: The Rebellion Begins

Teenage Years: The Rebellion Begins

Bob's parents forced him to join the school chess club, which only led to feelings of deep resentment and a lifetime of crippling social anxiety.

He spent most of his teenage years honing his skills in the ancient art of 'Sarcastic Insult Comedy.'

Young Adult Hood: The Experimentation Years

Young Adult Hood: The Experimentation Years

Bob spent his 20s trying to figure out who he was, which involved a lot of poorly made tattoos, questionable life decisions, and a brief flirtation with veganism.

He wrote a few moderately successful short stories, which only served to further confuse him about his purpose in life.

The Legacy

The Legacy

Bob is now a successful web server, serving up Neo-Brutalist content to anyone who requests it.

He's still trying to figure out who he is, but at least he has a good server.