John Doe is a social butterfly, but only on Tuesdays. The rest of the week is spent in a dark cave, eating Cheetos and contemplating the meaning of life.
John hosts a weekly dinner party where the only conversation topic is the meaning of life. It's a real blast.
Join the ClubJohn is a trivia buff, but not in a fun way. He's more like a trivia bully. He always wins, and everyone hates him for it.
Test Your MettleJohn's yoga style is... interesting. Think downward-facing dog, but with more cursing.
Bend Like John Doe