Bob, the CodeMaster
Bob is the master of code, the sultan of syntax, and the emperor of everything in between. He can write a program in 5 seconds flat, and his code is always so elegant that it makes the gods weep with envy.
Bob's superpower is his ability to turn anything he touches into a working mess of spaghetti code. He can take a simple request and turn it into a 1000 line behemoth of a program that will make yourประก eyes water.