Ellen the Sysadmin

Meet the team's most feared and revered sysadmin

Ellen is the master of the digital realm, feared by users and servers alike. Her domain knowledge is only rivaled by her extensive collection of dad jokes.

Skills:

• Expert-level proficiency in all things IT
• Master of the dark arts of debugging
• Can recite the entire script of "The IT Crowd" from memory

Affiliations:

• Member of the local hacker's union
• Patron of the sysadmin's guild
• Collector of antique punch cards

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