John the IT Guru: Fixing Things

Recent Projects:

Rebooted the server 3 times this week. Still not fixed.

Fixing Methods:

Tape it, pray it, and hope for the best.

Testimonials:

"John fixed it, but not really."

— Anonymous Coworker

Disclaimer:

Not actually fixing things. Probably just pretending.

Random IT Jargon:

Cloud, on-prem, SaaS, PaaS, and a pinch of salt.

About This Site:

A website created by someone who actually fixed nothing.